Happy Friday everyone, spin in circles until you laugh maniacally and scare the shit out of the person in the cubicle next to you. Be sure to empower the power of positivity by inserting something drastic and fun.
I tried that but they just said stuff like, “Who are you?” and “You don’t even work here.” Did I do it right?
I just heard someone say “security” and I’m not sure what that means. I’m feeling very secure right now so maybe that’s it?
Now some really tall guys are telling me I need to leave. I don’t want to leave I just got here!
Still spinning and laughing. I think I may vomit.