I tried that but they just said stuff like, “Who are you?” and “You don’t even work here.” Did I do it right?

I just heard someone say “security” and I’m not sure what that means. I’m feeling very secure right now so maybe that’s it?

Now some really tall guys are telling me I need to leave. I don’t want to leave I just got here!

Still spinning and laughing. I think I may vomit.

I made mine using photo editing software called G.I.M.P, like a poor man's photoshop

Straight up copyright infringement here.

You find someone good at photo editing and bully them into making one for you.

I do have a hankering for edible water right now rolf

Don't do it Duck. Suicide by bread is no way to go.

Thats why you eat the water too

You really like rolling the dice Duck. That’s just a slow death. My work tried murdering me two days ago. They lured me in with a free fajita banquet. The fajitas were laced with a thin seasoned liquid bread. I’ve been slowly dying ever since. Eating water on the other hand. I have a great recipe. First check your water to make sure it’s fresh. Tap it gently. Listen for a crisp sound. If it’s too soft it’s over ripe. Cut your water into 1 inch cubes and set a side, only for a moment. Rim a tall glass with an unearthed sodium compound from the northern Punjab region of Pakistan, a pinch of dill and celery salt by first wetting the rim with Tabasco or Cholula sauce. Gently place the firm chunks of water into the glass and set aside in the freezer. Blend 3-4 medium Beefsteak or Roma tomatoes and strain. Reduce the strained juice on medium heat adding a 1/2 tsp gluten free Worcestershire sauce, medium ground peppercorns to taste, 1/4 tsp smoked paprika, 1 tsp of prepared horseradish the juice from 1/4 of a lime and or lemon for a brighter mix. Reduce to a consistency of your liking and cool. Remove your prepared glass from the freezer. Don’t be tempted to eat the water just yet. I know it’s very inviting. Pour 2 oz of your favorite gluten free vodka, 4 oz of your seasoned tomato reduction, 1 oz of freshly squeezed pineapple juice (you have to have strong hands for this), and a half oz of pickle brine (I prefer brine from Wickles Wicked Hula Pickles). Stir gently and enjoy responsibly . Some call this a Bloody Mary, I call it a Sweet Jesus.

I mean this as the biggest compliment: you are an absolute professional yapper, and I adore every single word. I loved reading this so much! Rolf I've also stalked you a little.. I hope you don't mind! Loved your stories :)

So, you’re the assassin!

I may or may not try that recipe for something, sounds actually delicious, minus the vodka as I do not drink LoL Your comments always give me a good chuckle

What can I say. I’m artistic.

Shit. My bad. It says Autistic in my chart. Read that wrong.

Artistic is right too, that level of speech is also certainly an art lol

Awww, shucks Duck. I’m sorry for wanting to toss you on my smoker the other day. Honestly, offline, I’m a wallflower, not very quick witted, intensely shy and awkward carefully stewed in a cauldron of anxieties . So a lot of it is just online armor. I appreciate the compliment. And to the assassin with the bangs. I appreciate your compliments as well but I will not fall for the Trojan horse free fajita banquet tactics again. It’ll have to be something way more enticing. But I’ll never say what that is.

I tried the recipe but all my water is overripe. What do I do?

The only substitute for edible water is to freeze dry the souls of your enemies. You’ll want to cut that into 1 inch cubes as well and maybe go a little lighter on the cracked pepper.

ROFL You reminded me of one of my favorite scenes from Danganronpa 3. hope you have a wonderful day. May it be filled with wonderful despair. <3

It has been, thank you! I have not seen any Danganronpa but this looks unquestionably comforting and fun.

Glad to hear it! Danganronpa is an odd series. Danganronpa 1 & 2 are visual novel/mystery type games and Danganronpa 3 became an anime instead of a game and honestly it worked amazingly well and brought the whole story together perfectly. If you like psychological comedy horror stories, you should definitely check it out.

Considering I’m thinking very hard at taking a carrot peeler to various parts of my body due to a celiacs breakout this sounds absolutely appropriate and right up my alley. Ok, 20Q time. So…Where does Danganronpa The Animation manga fit in and is Danganronpa The Animated Series the anime counterpart? Is Danganronpa 1.2 Reload PS4 acceptable or should I get 1 and 2 separately on PSP?

So Danganronpa The Animation and manga are both counterparts and based one game one. The plan was to make the first two games into an anime, but that didn't work out too well and Danganronpa 2 never got its adaptation. If you play the games, you'll find out Danganronpa The Animation was just terrible compared to the VN... As for Danganronpa 1.2 Reload that is the perfect place to start since those are the remastered versions of the originals, you'll get the full experience and it will prepare for you for the anime. I do recommend though if you want to get the full experience from Danganronpa 3, play "Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls" it's a really weird third-person shooter type game but it's story is important to the overall Danganronpa series. My recomended play order would be: Danganronpa (1) Trigger Happy Havoc Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls Danganronpa 3 This will make sure you get all the story the way the creators intended and will give you the best experience for the psychological torture Danganronpa 3 will give you. It will traumatize you soul should you fall in love with the cast. lol

Far out! Thank you for the knowledge.

lol Not a problem. It's one of my most loved series.

And play V3 last. I personally like crime mystery games like danganronpa, ace attorney and the newer one Raincode

I totally forgot about V3. lol And I still need to finish Raincode.

I’m looking forward to the experience.

If it’s the right person, butting a tack on their chair could definitely brighten my day!

It always does for me :)

Thanks, you too!

Nice! Thank you. A properly seasoned meal using the freshest ingredients possible ups the game 10 fold.

Thank you, you as well!

Pizza is awesome!

Ya darn tootin it is!

I will, thank you. And yes, pizza is awesome!

Thank you! You too :)